I Bitched, Ranted & Raved … and then JOINED them! 😊

April 1, 2021




I have had a perennial hatred for motorcycle riders in Pakistan … the impunity with which they get away with breaking the law; their crass method of driving; and their complete lack of knowledge on rules of the road (but the same may also be said of 4-wheelers ☹)

Then one day, Shireen, a young lady in our Community, contacted me about some issue and, in talking, mentioned she drives a motorcycle to work & back – I have seen sporadic women motorcycle drivers – but someone this hit home.  (It’s like the time my son in the 2000 decade skillfully used chopsticks in Fujiyama, when I used a fork! – man, that really hit home 😊)

Come end December 2020, I learnt the basics of motorcycle driving through Pink Riders (as you guessed, basically a class for women learners).  Besides the instructor, I was the only male in the group … and that too 50+.

So, in 3-4 lessons, I learnt the basics … and soon thereafter, much to my wife’s (and subsequently family’s) chagrin, bought a used, 70cc motorcycle.  What she found even more vexing was the price I bought it at – she wasn’t sure if she should be concerned for my safety on a bike OR be concerned for my safety on THIS bike at THAT price 😊😊😊.

(image courtesy of Maxine.com, Hallmark LIcencing & Crabby Road)

Honestly, what I have come to learn is motorcycles are actually fun (I’m still learning by the way in my compound, much to my guards and drivers’ enjoyment) and what I have been against in the past was actually the motorcycle RIDERS.  There is no discipline, no system to the way they drive, nor any safety standards they adhere to. 

Not only am I self-learning with ALL the help of YouTube but I am taking great care in learning as per the rules of the road.  For instance, I ensure I wear the helmet, PROTECTING MY HEAD (where, I think, it’s meant to be 🤔) and NOT on the gas tank, PROTECTING THE BIKE!  It’s not easy when you learn by YouTube because there’s no one to tell you when you do wrong – but I think I’m getting there.

So, while I may continue to bitch about others … I have basically JOINED THEM.

OVERLAND PAKISTAN … here I [subsequently] come!

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For the Love of … Motorcycles?

Aunty Acid motorcycle

February 22, 2019

Oooooh… I wish I had a TANK !

Nothing … and I mean nothing … irritates me as much as the motorcycle riders in #Karachi.

As my father loves saying, correctly, “five fingers of your hand are not the same” – likewise I don’t expect all drivers to be the same nor to drive as his/her co-driver does.  But there must be some basis for uniformity, safety and correct driving.

We all have an obligation to one another to drive rationally, safely and within the law (as I believe I do) – and that’s where our bikers fail miserably.

Not following the rules of the road is one thing but crass, irresponsible driving is what they excel in- weaving between lanes, “cruising” in the fast lane, overtaking on the wrong side and not having adequate safety, especially with a family on board, are but a snapshot of my case against them.

…and when there’s an accident because of his mistake, it’ll never be the biker’s “fault”!  Then the bystanders are all around you, other motorcyclists bay for their pound of flesh like rabid dogs and the biker suddenly believes he’s the hero – and we car drivers don’t stand a chance in the moral court of public opinion ☹.

What’s the solution- DRIVE A FRIGGIN’ TANK and then ask the bikers to play chicken!

Mind you, not everyone is like this- there are exceptions and I thank them for driving correctly, smartly and safely.

Oooooh… I wish I had a TANK !


(image courtesy of Maxine.com, Hallmark LIcencing & Crabby Road – https://www.google.com/search?q=aunty+acid+on+motorcycle&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=ry7D8BbK2kyhWM%253A%252CO8ObeD4Tm2UEzM%252C_&usg=AI4_-kRLJFdjhkjgZQ_I7Md3IccJSgsr_g&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiJidTo-dXgAhXlpYsKHZX-AfMQ9QEwAHoECAUQBA&biw=1422&bih=652#imgrc=ry7D8BbK2kyhWM:)